Season 5: Episode 7

There were even more whacktacular doozies than usual during this week's episode of Secret Life of the American Teenager, each of them more golden than the last. Sure, most of the words that came out of Ben's mouth were unintelligible, but it's called the language of love, guys. Without further ado, check out our roundup of the funniest seven quotes from Season 5, Episode 7: "Girlfriends."

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Like most delicacies, Secret Life of the American Teenager should be enjoyed with a fine bottle of boxed wine or a Shirley Temple (if you're under 21 — or pregnant.) This week's episode was even more dramalicious than usual, so we suggest you sip some liquid gold and munch on some "meat scraps." Just remember to break out your "fancy sausage" — after all, it's not every day that...

The secrets are about to hit the fan on The Secret Life of the American Teenager — and we’ve got all the juicy details.

Here’s what you need to know about next Monday’s episode, “Girlfriends”:

1. Brand New Promo for Episode 7

We sense a storm brewing on Secret Life. In the promo for next week’s episode, there are at least two confrontations, one...