Season 5: Episode 9

This week, The Secret Life of the American Teenager taught us several valuable lessons about feminism and erotic literature, not to mention the fact that campus pimps are wandering around our dorms. The more you know.

Check out this week's top 10 quotes in the most epic, LOL-tastic roundup yet!

10. Clementine hits up campus security: "Hey, Bubba. We have an unwanted visitor."
Bubba: "What...

Are you ready for your weekly journey to the sausagey WTF-fest that is The Secret Life of the American Teenager? So are we, which is why we're currently surrounded by bacon and meat scraps, George Juergens style.

This week, our contraceptive-confuzzled friends and their love children brought their A-game, and let's just say things are getting real. Mostly because pimps have taken over Ricky's...

Kathy and Ethan have barely gotten together, but they might be breaking up.

Although a sneak peek photo showed them happily holding hands at school, they were both spewing some fightin’ words in a clip from tonight’s episode of The Secret Life of the American Teenager, “Property Not for Sale.”

It appears that our dear Ethan is getting a bit judgemental of Kathy —...

There are only two episodes of The Secret Life of the American Teenager left this season, which means we should expect the unexpected.

However, we do know that there will be plenty of fightin’ words, potential breakups, and some new faces in town. Here’s what you need to know about next Monday’s episode, “Property Not for Sale”:

1. Brand New Promo for Episode 9

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