Toddlers and Tiaras

Nothing’s more adorable than a full-blown adult dressed up as a pageant toddler. Just ask Ashley Tisdale!

Halloween is just around the corner, and if you want to to try something different this year, squeeze yourself into your ugliest bridesmaid dress, buy a tiara, take a trip to the tanning salon, and pop on some fake eyelashes!

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It’s that time of the year again! Bust out your adult pacifier and crack open a can of Red Bull because we’re taking a trip to the magical land of Toddlers and Tiaras, where some of our favorite aspiring reality stars are getting ready for the pageant of the season.

That’s right: It’s Glitzmas, ya’ll!

Ho, ho, ho and a bottle of warm Mountain Dew!

OMG, ya’ll! Time to dip a pacifier in some Red Bull and suck the heck out of it, because Toddlers and Tiaras is back!

Our favorite show is making its triumphant return to TLC on Wednesday, December 7 at 10 p.m. ET with a special holiday episode. It’s Glitzmas come early!

Get ready to meet Laila (a Rockin’ Rockette), Anna-Maria (a hula-hoopin’ diva), and child drag...