Season 4 Episode 9

Damon Salvatore is the snark king of Mystic Falls. Sure, he mumbles and has a tendency to smirk. But oh — the things that come out of his mouth. So what witticisms did prime time’s finest bloodsucker drop this week? Here are Damon’s best zingers from Vampire Diaries Season 4, Episode 9, “Oh Come All Ye Faithful.”

14.Amen to that
Damon (to Elena): This would be so......

We love those moments on The Vampire Diaries that make us gasp, pause, and rewind — and Season 4, Episode 9, “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” is chock full of them. Here are the scenes that left our jaws agape.

5. Jeremy hugs Elena
“Elena, don’t move,” Bonnie warned. “No matter what.” Usually only bad things follow such a statement. But this time was...

One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.” Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 19 notable quotables from Season 4, Episode 9, “Oh Come All Ye Faithful.”

19. If only it were that easy.
Caroline (to...