Everyone, shhh! Christina Aguilera just blossomed forth from her lotus flower, and she's bestowing words of wisdom onto us mere mortals. This professional goddess/wandering minstrel/Voice coach recently took it to her website to pen a letter to fans — and we use the term "letter" loosely. This thing is so long it basically qualifies as a novel.

Christina's epic musing touches on several themes, including the journey she's taken with her disciples (read: fans), the importance of quality over quantity, and how she's way too awesome to care about things like money and fame.

Also, it appears as though she worked a few poems into this think piece. Please enjoy some of our favorite reflections:

Thank you for listening to my words.
Opening your hearts.
Giving back love.
Seeing beneath the surface.
Searching for the truth.
Digging deep. Within yourselves & within your minds.

Anytime, girl! Don't even mention it.

We stand the test of time.
We brave every storm and overcome.
You with me. We are one as a team.

Pretty sure XTina is telling us we're at one with her lotus. We'll take it.

Don't forget to catch Christina on The Voice airing September 23 on NBC, and click here to check out the rest of her 2,200 word love letter to her fans! But word of warning — you might end up sobbing all over the place with happy tears.

Source: Christina's Website