$#*! Blake Shelton Said on Twitter This Week: Sausage Balls and Nut Punching (NSFW)

This week on The Voice Season 2 Battle Round 4, Team Blake had only one duet and very little air time. As a way to make up for that, check out Blake Shelton’s craziest Twitter comment from this week!

“I'm so drunk right now I just put my shoes on the wrong feet.... I'm not even sure who he was!!!!”

“Sooo... @ClintBowyer just got to my house here in LA!!! Along with the smell of stale beer and burnt Quaaludes...”

“Wide awake.. Afraid I'll get addicted to Tylenol PM if I keep taking it JUST to sleep.. Punch myself in the nuts.. Now I have a REAL reason!”

“Quote of day- ‘I hate cucumbers... All they're good for is the dick on a snowman..’ - Mike Shackleford”

“Ba! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I just realized how funny I am!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha!”

“‘@taylormade7666: You're a strange man Blake Shelton...poor Miranda :)’ Poors ass!!!! She's rich!!!!”

“‘@roni_rigi: blakeshelton r u drunk.?’ Does Porky Pig have sausage balls?”

“@ClintBowyer is so tough he finds corn in his urine!!!”

“Hey @TheTalk_CBS ... Don't make Miranda drink out of those shitty coffee cups y'all have!!! Break out the nice stuff!!”

What do you think of Blake’s tweets this week? Comment below!