$#*! Blake Shelton Said This Week: Bitches and Fame

“@sundancerox: Did you ever read what I gave you last night?”You can't read a rash!!!!

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) August 17, 2012

I swear to god the funniest person I follow on twitter...@mixedgirlbarbie!!!!!!! I just laughed so hard there may be blood in my stool!!

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) August 18, 2012

I'm not saying I'm famous but my jeans just put themselves on me....

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) August 19, 2012

I'm so famous that I'm filling up my sprayer to kill weeds.... Bitch.

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) August 20, 2012

I'm so famous that I'm filling up my sprayer to kill weeds.... Bitch.

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) August 20, 2012

I'm so famous that I'm getting a massage. From myself... One shoulder at a time. Bitch..

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) August 21, 2012

I'm so famous that coffee can't start it's day without ME... Bitch.

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) August 22, 2012