$#*! Blake Shelton Said This Week: From Jimmy Buffet's Beach Balls to Scary Turtles

If anybody needs me I'll be the guy setting in the shallow part of the lake with a beer shouting "Hey girls!! Come grab this turtles head!!"

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 15, 2012

“@jender78: are you seriously this drunk and full of it all the time!!.wow!!”Does Jimmy Buffet have beach balls?

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 15, 2012

“@cancunfun: I'm no longer a fan since reading Blakes twitter page I don't get it!”Does it upset you more to know that I don't give a shit?

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 20, 2012

@cancunfun I sincerely hope it does....Love,The Ass That You Can Kiss

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 20, 2012

Grown men who wear skinny jeans may as well put on a t-shirt that says "Damn these testicles!!! They're ruining my image!!!"

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 20, 2012

That's it, I cant sleep... Son of a bitch I can't sleep!!!!! I'm just so excited about an all new season of "What Not To Wear"!!!!

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 21, 2012

“@JenCarfagno: cant sleep cause you cant stop watching The Weather Channel! Youve heard about the #SummerSizzle?”Is that what this rash is?

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 21, 2012

And for Christ sake will somebody get this damn Carly Rae Jepen song out of my head!!!!! What's happening to me?!!!

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 21, 2012