Shakira's endlessly-shaking hips are basically the 7th wonder of the world. There's just no stopping these bad boys from gyrating, and at this point we're starting to think they're miraculous. Well, either that or the rumors are true....

You know, the rumors that Shakira had one of her ribs surgically removed to make her waist smaller and better her belly dancing? Yeah, apparently some people think that Shakira is obsessed with plastic surgery, and we're here to tell you that this gal has not (we repeat, not) undergone any procedures to remove her ribs.

First of all, Shakira's hips don't lie. It's right there in the lyrics to her music! And second of all, Shakira is way too busy getting attacked by feral flocks of sea lions to have time for rib modifications. Please, girlfriend has priorities, people!

In other news, we can neither confirm nor deny that Shakira possess magical powers.