Happy 36th Birthday Blake Shelton! Here Are Our 10 Favorite “I’m So Drunk Right Now” Tweets

I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Subway and shouted "Five dollar foot long?!! What'll you give me for a 6 inch?"...

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) February 21, 2012

I'm so drunk right now I just looked my own reflection in the shower and said "Hey big boy want me to drop the soap?!!"

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) February 18, 2012

I'm so drunk right now I just walked up to a hooker in Vegas and shouted... "Hey! You take groupons?!! Cause there's several of us!!!!!"

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) March 18, 2012

I'm so drunk right now in Reno I just turned to a cop and said "No sir I was NOT pissing my name in the snow!!!!! I was going to poop it!!"

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) March 19, 2012

I'm so drunk right now I just put my shoes on the wrong feet.... I'm not even sure who he was!!!!

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) March 23, 2012

I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Burger King and shouted "My way huh?! Well how 'bout yall pull your pants above your ass!"

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) April 9, 2012

I'm so drunk right now I just walked in to Starbucks and shouted "I ordered a skinny Latino hottè!!! Not a grandè vanilla naughteè..."

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) April 15, 2012

I'm so drunk right now I just yelled to my neighbor "Hey your house is blocking the super moon so how bout showing me them super boobs!!"

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) May 6, 2012

I'm so drunk right now I just called 911 and shouted "Help!!! I can't tell the difference between Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman!!!"

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 4, 2012

I'm so drunk right now I just walked into Radio Shack pulled down my pants and shouted "Yall got a charger for this? Ineed to plug it in!"

— Blake Shelton (@blakeshelton) June 6, 2012