Top 10 Britney Spears X Factor Premiere Quotes: "I Feel Uncomfortable With You Even Staring At Me"

Oops, she did it again, ya'll. Britney Spears is back and more lovably confuzzled than ever on this season of X Factor USA, and she's taking down hopeful starlets one awkward eye-roll at a time. Honestly, these guys should consider themselves lucky she doesn't bitch slap them with her "angry weave." Check out Brit's top 10 quotes of the episode!

10. Britney throws shade at Shawn: "I wanna know who let you on stage. I feel uncomfortable with you even staring at me."
LOOK AWAY, SHAWN.

9. Britney real talks: "The singing came in, and it wasn't very nice."
OMG you guys, she's cry-cry-crying in her lonely heart.

8. Britney real talks even harder: "I felt like I was listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks."
So, in other words, she was full of Christmas cheer?

7. Britney destroys lives: "I think you're like Vanilla Ice meets Lauryn Hill meets West Side Story."
Are we the only ones who think that combination sounds amazing?

6. Britney goes in for the kill: "No, no." (Shakes head in disappointment.)
It hurts so good.

5. Britney readies herself for the competition: "I'm gonna have to beat up Simon a couple of times."
Sigh, better grab the trusty umbrella.

4. Britney shatters a few more hopes and dreams: "You need a new teacher to teach you how to sing."
Words of wisdom, y'all.

3. Britney names her favorite tattoos: "A star, a heart, or a flower,"
Yes, exactly. Britney wins all the awards.

2. Britney steals another soul: "You're really off key, it's just...not sung on key."
Britney has spoken. Listen or perish.

1. Britney attempts to pay a compliment: "I think you guys were very funky."
We'll take what we can get.