Khloe Kardashian

You guys, Diamond, Fifth Harmony, and Carly are totally the Kylie Jenner of X Factor. They started the competition with tangled hair extensions and fear in their eyes, and they've risen out of the ashes like beautiful shining stars. And yes, that metaphor was really deep, feel free to plagiarize it in the thesis we assume you are writing about Khloe Kardashian's alter-ego, Khlo-Money.

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While Kim Kardashian is jetting around the world with boyfriend Kanye West, Kourtney Kardashian is frolicking around Paris with Scott Disick, their baby sister Khloe is hard at work on the set of The X Factor Season 2. Khloe’s new job is even keeping her busy — and away from her beloved husband Lamar — on Thanksgiving day.

So, leave it to Kim Kardashian to rally the family...

Guys, X Factor is a dangerous place. And we're not just talking about the fact that innocent children frequently have their hopes and dreams crushed by Britney Spears. Things of a seriously sketchy nature are going down on set, y’all! 

First, one of the Emblem3 members was poisoned by a rancid tuna sandwich, then Britney wore a belly shirt during a live show, and now Khloe Kardashian...

The X Factor is Khloe Kardashian’s first hosting rodeo, and so far she’s bared her nipples to the live audience, cut Simon Cowell off, and trampled Mario Lopez’s teleprompted lines. She’s like your favorite drunk aunt at Thanksgiving, yelling for more vodka while oversharing in front of your grandma. And, much like how we feel about our relatives, our love for Khloe...

Remember when X Factor contestant / Creed enthusiast Vino Alan first met Khloe Kardashian, and was all, "Lamar who? Let's make lingering eye contact."

So do we, you guys. At first, Khloe seemed completely horrified by Vino's lingering touch and sprouting chintee, but it looks like times are a changin'. After three weeks of X Factor Live Shows, Vino has managed to make Khloe fall for his...