Please grab some eggnog and settle into this post. But first heed these warnings: 1) You will most likely spit-take said eggnog. 2) Christmas is ruined. Why? Because Mario Lopez is decorating his tree, a beautiful tradition he chose to do while wearing extremely tiny red underwear from his collection Rated M.
Yes, you are staring at Mario's delightful derriere, which is the only real ornament......