Recap

The time has come to take a trip to X Factor Land, where Khloe Kardashian and her friend Amario Lopez guide us on a spiritual journey through the hills and valleys of Britney Spears' weave. Tonight marks the third week of live shows, so you'd think Khloe would have mastered how to speak into a microphone. Sadly, this isn't the case, and she instead spent the evening yelling "thumb action" at......

The X Factor makes us feel so many feelings, including but not limited to weird ‘90s vibrations, fear (looking at you, Simon), pity (looking at you, L.A. Reid), and the overwhelming desire to get up and siiiiiiiing!

Tragically, not all of us are meant to be songstresses, which we found out the hard way during the first half of X Factor's auditions. Let's just say we are currently...

Holy jingle bells, y’all, this is it! In two hours, we’ll have a winner, and either Chris Rene, Melanie Amaro, or Josh Krajcik will have 5 million bucks. Steve Jones will, however, still be the blandest handsome dude on TV.

The judges walk out to “The Final Countdown” which is super awesome, because GOB Bluth. Also super cheesy!

The show kicks off with a group...

This is it, kids! After months of listening to the contestants sing and the judges ramble on about nothing, we’re down to the Final Three, and tomorrow night, someone will be 5 million bucks richer. Merry freakin’ Christmas to them, eh?

There are friends and hometown fans having viewing parties at Josh’s old high school, a nightclub where Chris used to perform, and...

It was a night of controlled tension and tense control! All eyes were on the Top 4 and all minds had but one thought... who would be eliminated? While the contestants waited to see who wouldn't win the $5 million contract, a few folks with (larger?) contracts performed for us. Check 'em all out below in one convenient place.