Top 12 Quotes From Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Season 7, Episode 4
This week’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians had pretty much the whole gang — even little Mason — chipping in some funnies. To celebrate we compiled a dozen of the strangest, funniest, and zingiest quotes of Season 7, Episode 4. Enjoy!
The girls sure do love their balls Kris: I think we need a can of balls, cause you always need to have fresh balls… honey, anytime there are balls involved, it’s my kind of game. Kim: That’s what I say.
Observant big brother-to-be Mason: Grandmama’s funny.
TMI?! Kourtney (to Rob, on the phone): Do you wanna hear Mom have sex?
Call her out, Bruce. No excuse! Bruce (to Kris): Hold it, hold it, hold it… Our whole family on this side is a business.
Too. Much. Information. Bruce (to his daughters): She doesn’t make that much noise in the bedroom, I guarantee ya.
Look who’s talking! Kris (to Bruce, about son Brandon): Why are you up his ass and in his business like this?
The world’s most un-sexy bubble bath Scott (to Kourtney): Are we going buck-naked, or are we wearing like a bathing suit?
No King of the World Scott: Why don’t we have the chemistry that Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? Kourtney: Yeah. Scott: I’ll tell you one reason: ‘cause we’re not in a movie!
Kris admits defeat Kris: I gotta hand it to [Bruce]. He kind of took a page out of my book.
No game Kourtney: I once found Scott to be charming, but while I’m pregnant I don’t at all.
Depressing speech, pop Scott (to Bruce): Let me just stop you there and say for a motivational speaker, you make life sound like sh*t … You really make me want to go to Kmart and get a gun.
Last-ditch effort Scott: If this doesn’t work, I’m hanging up the old tool belt, no pun intended.