Arlene Fowler

The town of Bon Temps on True Blood is overrun with vampires, werewolves, werepanthers, witches, fairies, and who knows what else. It might seem like there are no regular humans left anymore, but we can count on one very normal (if often ditzy) flesh-and-blood being: Arlene Fowler.

And it looks like she'll stay that way for a while, according to Carrie Preston.

"I keep pitching to...

Arlene Fowler might be the wisest person in Bon Temps. 

OK, well, maybe that's stretching things too far. But you gotta admit, the dim-witted redheaded waitress does spit out some hilarious (and very true) gems sometimes.

Like this one immortalized in this awesome GIF from prettyfangs.tumblr.com.

It's from Season 3, Episode 1, after Tara's BF Eggs is shot and killed. Tara is mad and...

After everything she's been through, Arlene Fowler isn't about to let anyone ruin the happy life she's built with Terry Bellefleur on True Blood.

So when a potentially disruptive force comes along in the form of Terry's old war buddy, Patrick Devans (Scott Foley), Arlene will be rarin' to go. 

"Arlene wants to hold onto her man and her family and that's always going to...

Carrie Preston (Arlene) says Arlene’s finally learned to love her evil baby.

“I think for Arlene, she’s just relieved to have the child back,” she tells New York Mag. ”Any ambivalent feeling she had about the child went away once that fire happened and she realized just how much she loved him and was going to do whatever she could to protect him."

"What I think...