Credit: HBO/Screenshot Photo: Alcide and Rikki in True Blood Season 6 Premiere

The True Blood Season 6 premiere has come and gone, but there were certainly many memorable moments we won't forget any time soon!

The only thing that sucks harder than a vampire, is that sinking feeling that comes right after the most recent episode of True Blood has rolled over into the credits. To keep that warm and tingly feeling alive, here are the most quotable moments of the True Blood Season 6 premiere, “Who Are You Really?” Let’s relive the magic, shall we?

1.) Seconded  we’ve always been more of a fan of a pool ourselves.

Pam, to Tara: I hate the beach. Fish piss and sand in your cooch.

2.) Reality is scarier than Reality TV - but not by a lot.

LaFayette: That’s the scariest thing I’ve ever seen and I watch Dance Moms!

3.) I’ll take Brangelina any day.

Pam, talking about Bill incarnate as Lilith: What are we going to do about “Billith” back there?

4.) Yes Ma’am

Rikki, to Alcide: I’m your number one bitch, and don’t you forget it.

5.) A spoonful of sugar will not fix this.

Pam, to Eric, about Nora: Who is Mary Poppins and can I kill her?

6.) MYOB, Nora.

Nora, to Eric, about Sookie: We may not know Billy’s weakness, but I think I just figured out yours.

Eric: Nora, my dear sister, do not stir this pot.

That last one is a double burn both ways! Ouch! What was your favorite quote from True Blood Season 6, Episode 1?


Credit: HBO/YouTube Photo: Go Inside True Blood Season 6, Episode 1 With Stephen Moyer!