Things are heating up on True Blood, and we can’t wait to see what this next installment will bring. In the meantime, we’re going to hold mock funerals for the dearly-departed faerie tweens, and then come back and share some of our favorite, most quotable moments from True Blood Season 6, Episode 5: “F*** the Pain Away” with you, our family in fangerdom.
1. Tell It Like It Is, Jason!
Jason, to Sarah Newlin: “Well, I’m glad that’s working out for you since Steve turned out to be a gay vampire.”
2. And How Does That Make You Feel?
Pam: “Hold the f**k up — is this therapy?”
3. Just Say No, Kids
Jessica: “I feel like I want to have sex, or like I want to die while I’m having sex.”
Bill: “Because you’re high — faerie blood makes vampires high.”
4. It’s Like a Sexy Fortune Cookie
Sarah Newlin: “When a woman comes to you in black lingerie, you unwrap her!”
5. Seriously Though, Does Merlotte’s Have Unlimited Sick Days?
Lafayette, to Sookie: “Hey there, Sugar Boo, Boo. What are you doing here at yo’ place of work? ‘Cause I know it ain’t workin’.”
Jason, to Sarah, while they’re having sex: “How does God feel now?”
What was your favorite quote from True Blood Season 6, Episode 5? Sound off below!