Oh Monday. You are awful as a day for so many reasons. Number one among them? It’s a whole week until the next episode of True Blood! This time the wait is double ache-inducing because next week’s episode (“Radioactive”) is also...the Season 6 finale! Still, we’ve got enough memories from last night’s episode “Life Matters” to get us through. Until next week, may dreams of frolicking-in-the-sun Vampires dance in your head. Here are the best quotes from True Blood Season 6, Episode 9.
1. NOW KISS HIM!
Eric: Remind me, have I healed you before?
Jason: Uh, no:
Eric: You’re in for a treat my friend. When you dream of me, dream of nice things.
2. He can’t help it — it’s a natural response.
Sookie: Really Bill? I’m gnawing on my own arm and you’re gonna drop fang on me?
3. Parting is such sweet — where’d he go?!
Pam: Don’t you dare leave me.
Eric: (flies away)
4. Fry cook with flair.
Lafayette, to Terry: I likes to cha-cha, use your whole body when you dunk those fries.
5. Avoid naked bloody ladies. That’s rule number one.
Lilith’s Minions: Your time on earth is through, Bill Compton.
Bill: I am not going anywhere.
What was your favorite quote from the penultimate episode of Season 6? Sound off in the comments!
Catch the True Blood Season 6 finale on Sunday, August 18 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on HBO.