Oh Monday. You are awful as a day for so many reasons. Number one among them? It’s a whole week until the next episode of True Blood! This time the wait is double ache-inducing because next week’s episode (“Radioactive”) is also...the Season 6 finale! Still, we’ve got enough memories from last night’s episode “Life Matters” to get us through. Until next week, may dreams of frolicking-in-the-sun Vampires dance in your head. Here are the best quotes from True Blood Season 6, Episode 9.

1. NOW KISS HIM!

Eric: Remind me, have I healed you before?

Jason: Uh, no:

Eric: You’re in for a treat my friend. When you dream of me, dream of nice things.

2. He can’t help it — it’s a natural response.

Sookie: Really Bill? I’m gnawing on my own arm and you’re gonna drop fang on me?

3. Parting is such sweet — where’d he go?!

Pam: Don’t you dare leave me.

Eric: (flies away)

4. Fry cook with flair.

Lafayette, to Terry: I likes to cha-cha, use your whole body when you dunk those fries.

5. Avoid naked bloody ladies. That’s rule number one.

Lilith’s Minions: Your time on earth is through, Bill Compton.

Bill: I am not going anywhere.

What was your favorite quote from the penultimate episode of Season 6? Sound off in the comments!

Catch the True Blood Season 6 finale on Sunday, August 18 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on HBO.

Credit: Wetpaint/Celebified Photo: True Blood's Joe Manganiello on Magic Mike 2 and the Season 6 Finale (VIDEO)