We finally have a first look at True Blood Season 7 — and not just the vague graveyard trailer! Scattered in the HBO Spring 2014 preview, which is a combined trailer for all of HBO's spring shows, is at the very least about five collective seconds of True Blood footage. (The same thing happened with Game of Thrones back in December.) Fortunately, there's enough footage for us to totally over-analyze what's happening. We'll even include the timestamps so you can pore over the moments yourself! (The trailer is embedded below.)
Jessica Looking Shocked: 0:00
Sookie Looking Serious: 0:07
Pam Makes an Appearance: 0:13
Alcide Kisses (Probably) Sookie: 0:26
Alcide Herveaux (Joe Manganiello) leans in to kiss a blond girl in a white floral sweater, and considering when we last left the series his main kissing-partner was Sookie, we're going to assume this means these two are still on when Season 7 starts. Plus, 12 seconds later we see Sookie in the same outfit.
Sam, Jason, Sookie, Alcide, and Andy: 0:38
Tara Bares Fangs, Shows Crazy Cleavage: 1:19
Sad Bill: 1:25
Jason With a Rifle, Doing Cop Stuff: 1:26
Oh good, Jason's still a cop! He loves being a cop. Seriously, though, this doesn't tell us a whole lot, as Jason wears the uniform for his job, and was often seen carrying a rifle before he became a lawman.