Credit: David Livingston/Stringer Photo: Sam Trammell at PaleyFest 2011

Sam Trammell can’t get a date to save his tail on True Blood (evil pig shifters don’t count), but in real life he’s totally taken. He and his girlfriend Missy Yager of Mad Men have been together for eight years, and they’re about to pop out a set of twin boys!

We can’t wait to see what these babies look like — will they have tails? Fangs? Will one of them be a miniature Don Draper? Let’s just hope they don’t take to writing “Baby not yours” all over the walls, unlike some people’s fetuses (cough Arlene).  

So how did Sam and Missy meet, fall in love and get procreating? It all went down in NYC’s off-Broadway scene aka: theater nerd hog heaven. Sam told Indie London, “We are both supportive of each other and it’s great to be with someone who understands the whole business. It’s a 24/7 kind of job and it’s something that we both love and want to be doing.”

Eight years later Smissy are still going strong, but when will Sam put a ring on it?

All in good time. For now, this handsome hunk is busy prepping for his babies and taking care of Flossy, his adorable West Highland terrier. High fives all around if Sam and Missy name their kids Glamorous and Swag.