Flashback Video! Joe Manganiello In Spiderman!

Before Joe Manganiello was heating up the small screen in various states of unnecessary nudity, he was bro-ing it up big time as Peter Parker’s nemesis, Flash, in 2002’s Spiderman! If you’re dying to see what Joe looks like when he’s actually wearing clothing, this clip is for you.

Joe is super pissed when Peter’s lunch tray accidentally spills on him, so he adjusts his semi-faux hawk, straightens his man-bracelets and prepares to kick some ass. Little does Joe know that Peter is packing some serious spidey skills! He throws Joe down the hallway where pudding promptly falls on his head. Oh, the indignity of it all.

Even though we’re supposed to be on Spidey’s side, we kind of wish Joe had kicked butt so the rest of the movie could be about him poppin’ his collar and trying to get into Kirstin Dunst’s pants.

We’d like to see Spiderman go up against Alcide. He wouldn’t stand a chance!