Wherefore art thou True Blood? It's been almost a year since our favorite show was on air, and the extended hiatus has pretty much left us insane in the membrane.
We know, we know, they're related, but it's not like incest is taboo on True Blood. Look at those panther people in Hot Shot –– they can't get enough of their uncle daddies!
While Pam and Eric have always had a platonic relationship, a brief moment in the season 5 promo suggests that they fangbanged back in the good ol' days. Oh la la!
Look, if Bill can get away with sexing up his vampire mommy and his great-great-great-great granddaughter (oh, Bill), we're pretty sure Eric and Pam can get away with a sex chamber bonding session.
Can we get an amen?