Credit: Face Photo: Eric Looks Back Longing in True Blood Season 4

What do you get when you cross Lafayette with Eric? Hot men and HI-larious snarks! Check out the top 10 juiciest quotes from last night’s True Blood episode and post your favorite on our Facebook page!

1. Eric flatters Sookie: “You’re blood tastes like freedom, Sookie. Like sunshine in a pretty blond bottle.”

Dang, Sookie’s would have been the perfect guest at our fourth of July party! Nothing goes better with burgers than freedom blood.

2. Sookie unknowingly asks a rhetorical question: “Do you think my legs are gonna magically open for you?”
Eric: “Wow, that was saucy.”

Barbecue saucy? Sorry, we’re still on the fourth of July thing.

3. Jason tries to get Timbo to stop making out with his forehead: “It’s not that I don’t appreciate all of the lickin’. ‘Cause I do. But I’m more of a Band-Aid kinda guy.”

We’re more of the lickin’ kinda girls.

Credit: John P. Johnson/HBO Photo: Bill Compton Behind His Desk in Episode 4.01, "She's Not There"

5. Bill goes British: “Fight on, mate!”

Words of wisdom courtesy of the REAL prince William.

6. Lafayette’s answer for why Tara looks so good: “That’s the calming influence of that Asian pu**y at work.”

Yeah, that plus a good hair cut.

7. Lafayette: “We got a thing.”
Tara: “A gay thing?”
Lafayette: “A Wiccan thing.”

How about a gay Wiccan thing? Sounds like the best party ever.

8. Nan Flanagan crowns Bill: “Go clean yourself up. You’re covered in queen.”

What else is new?

Credit: John P. Johnson/HBO Photo: Sookie Stackhouse in Episode 4.02: "You Smell Like Dinner"

10. Sookie: “I will never be Eric Northman’s puppet.”
Pam: Shame for you, then. He pulls good string.”

Only Pam could manage to make that sentence sound so dirty.

11. Tara ditches the local seance: “Yeahhh ... I’ll be waiting out front.”
Lafayette agrees: “I hear you, bitch.”

Are Lala and Tara scared of a few zombies? Things just got fun!

12. Jessica: “I can eat who I want!”

Sigh, teenagers.