Check out the Top 12 reasons we love True Blood and then pass this list along to the poor, lost souls in your life who don’t understand the wonders of a good set of fangs.
1. The Snarky Dialogue
How can you not love a show with lines like, “Here ya go, Uncle-Daddy Calvin” and “Conscience off, dick on”?
2. Lafayette’s Fashion
Lafayette knows how to rock a do-rag and glitter eye shadow like whoa. The only way he could get hotter is if he rocked a swag belly chain.
3. The Hot Dudes
It’s like all the sexiest dudes in Hollywood were rounded up, reverse spray-tanned, given a set of fangs, and instructed on how to make the perfect O-face. Bon Temps may be the murder capital of Louisiana, but we’d move there for the studs — even if it meant getting our blood drained.
4. Eric Northman
No explanation needed.
5. The Sex Is Fangtastic
True Blood can’t go five minutes without throwing an NC-17 fangbang our way, and we’re not complaining. The more trips down to Eric’s dungeon, the better.
6. It’s Bloody Violent
If you’re in the mood to see a random hillbilly munch on a tasty bundle of intestines, True Blood’s the show for you. There’s hardly ever a scene where someone’s not covered in blood or vampire goo.
7. The Music
True Blood has the greatest soundtrack ever! Every episode ends with a bumpin’ song that’s perfect for your iPod, and True Blood’s original compositions by Nathan Barr are hauntingly atmospheric.
8. It Has The Best Vamps Around
No offense Twi-hards, but the vampires on True Blood could rip Edward Cullen and his posse of angst-ridden teens apart. Did you see what Russell did to that newscaster’s spine? Watch your backs (and your fangs).
10. We Love a Good Romantic Triangle
Every stud in Bon Temps has the hots for faerie sexy Sookie. Forget romantic triangles — this girl is in a full-on romantic square!
11. It Has Something for Everyone!
Whether you're gay, straight, or desperate to have sex with a ginormous bull, True Blood has it all.
12. The T & A!
At this point, Bon Temps is basically like one big nudist colony. We don’t even remember what Alcide looks like with a shirt on.
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