True Blood

There were so many fangtastic quotes in Season 4, Episode 9, “Let’s Get Outta Here,” that we couldn’t pick out just 10! You’re in for a tasty treat, Truebies: We’ve rounded up the Top 13 quotes from Sunday’s episode of True Blood. Bonus!

1. Mavis realizes Lafayette has a penis: “Oh no! How I make a baby with this, me?”

Guess LaLa’s eyeshadow collection and penchant for feather earrings threw off Mavis’ gay-dar.

2. Sookie makes Bill and Eric a proposition they can’t refuse: “I am proposing that the two of you be mine.”

We all know this threesome is just an excuse for Bill to consummate his crush on Eric.

 3. Marnie reassures her coven that Eric isn’t dangerous: “He is under my control. Tell them, blonde one.”

Blonde one: Eric’s teary eyed alter-ego.

4. Emma tries to enjoy her camping trip: “Why are you being all serious when I just want to pet a bunny?”

And in this instance, “pet a bunny” means “unknowingly stroke your boyfriend’s shifter body.”

 5. Nan girl-talks with Jessica: “There have been times, I’ll admit, where it’s occurred to me that maybe I should put my career on hold and become a maker. But these last few hours here with you have erased those doubts forever.”

Nan sure knows how to make a girl bleeding out of her eyes feel loved!

6. Jason asks Jesus a probing question: “When you guys role play, does Lafayette ever turn into a woman named Mavis?”

Uhm, DUH he does.

7. Mavis: "Thank you for everything."
Lafayette: "You got it, bitch."

At least he didn’t call her “hookah.”

8. Bill: “It’s like having a civil rights protest without any black people.”
Nan: “They’re called African Americans.”

Sometimes we forget that Bill is a former confederate slave owner. Shame spiral.

9. Sookie makes fun of Debbie: “I have to say, for a badass werewolf, you drive like a girl.”

Considering that she spends most of her time high, you’d think Sookie would recognize the signs of a V trip by now.

10. Sam: “I am a multiple tent owner.”
Luna: “Really?”
Sam: “I’m kind of a big deal.”

We’d love to see Sam pitch his tent. Just saying.

11. Luna: “We don’t say fat.”

“Fat” is not in a hot skinny girl’s vocabulary.

12. Andy knocks down Lafayavis’ door: “This situation became pretty defused the moment that she-male broke into my house.”

Little does Andy know that this time there’s actually a woman inside Lafayette’s body.

13. Jessica whines to Nan: “This is the worst day of my life. I wish I was dead, except I am and it doesn’t even matter.”

If only Jess had burned in the sun while she had the chance. Damn you, Jason!