This week's episode of True Blood featured blazed-up vampires and references to amazing '80s movies, so as you might expect the quotes were even more whacktacular than usual. By which we mean Eric got away with saying "C U Next Tuesday."

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10. Jason worries about Sookie's light: "Hey, let's just plug her in and charge her back up."

Sookie is basically the fairy version of an iPhone.

9. Nora invites Eric and Bill to get freaky: "Join us. Please?"

Eric: "Never, you bible-banging cunts."

Oh, Eric. So demure.

8. Alcide calls out Martha: "Your son doesn’t have a grave because you all ate him."

Martha: "Don’t get literal on me, Rambo."

It's true, Alcide has no right to judge while wearing that headband.

7. Hoyt's supe-killing buddy defends himself: "That’s what people don’t get. Hate groups is about more than hate."

Whoa, way deep.

6. Eric insults a muggle: "Your heartbeat sounds like sh*t and your blood smells even worse."

In other words, it's this dude's lucky day!

5. Pam bonds with Tara: "Time to get back up on that pole."

Just a typical mother-daughter bonding moment.

4. Russell mocks Bill and Eric: "Hahaha, fangs! You’re such boys."

Excuse you, Russell. Hard Hearted Hannah is a lady.

3. Jason brings Sookie a treat: "I don’t know how to make lunch, so I made you breakfast instead."

It's called Bologna and Wonderbread, Jason. Jeez.

2. Steve Newlin joins in the fun: "I am like a tree in the wind, I am just so happy to be included."

This is basically the vampire version of a sorority rush.

1. Jessica defends herself: "Yeah and I suppose you know every cow you’ve ever eaten."

Jason: "What the f—k kind of question is that? I ain't ever f—ked a cow."

But he has sexed up a panther. Just saying.


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