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Remember back in the day when Andy took an innocent walk through Bon Temps' backwoods, only to be sexed-up by a glow-in-the dark fairy? Well, girlfriend is back — and guess what? She's pregnant!

Last time we saw Maurella, she leaned in to give Andy a kiss at the faerie burlesque show, and her stomach was flat as a pancake. That was just a few days ago in Truebie Time, but now there's a Tinkerbell baking in her baby oven. Basically, Maurella's pregnancy is the exact opposite of Jessica Simpson's. What gives?

Yes, Faerie Land does exist in its own space time continuum — but when Sookie visited her faerie friends last season, they were in slow motion while the rest of Bon Temps whizzed through an entire year. Using that logic, Maurella should barely be sperminated!

Either way, Maurella is packing serious baby weight, and the last person she did the humpty-hump with was Andy. Does this mean our favorite sheriff is about to father a baby-fairy hybrid?

Aww, someone hand this guy a cigar! But shh — don't tell Holly. We have a feeling she'll be less than thrilled when she realizes her boyfriend had forest sex with a supernatural lover of tutus.

What do you think, fang-girls: Is Maurella carrying Andy's love child? Weigh in below!