Arlene Fowler might be the wisest person in Bon Temps.
OK, well, maybe that's stretching things too far. But you gotta admit, the dim-witted redheaded waitress does spit out some hilarious (and very true) gems sometimes.
Like this one immortalized in this awesome GIF from prettyfangs.tumblr.com.
It's from Season 3, Episode 1, after Tara's BF Eggs is shot and killed. Tara is mad and sad as hell about her dead lover, and Arlene tells it to her straight.
"I'm sorry you fell in love with a serial killer, but honestly, who here hasn't?" she clucks.
So. Very. True. (Blood.)