Credit: John P. Johnson/HBO Photo: Bill & Sookie get Close in Season 2 of True Blood

There’s no question that True Blood has some of the best dialogue on TV — how could it not with everyone calling each other bitch and hookah all the time? Everyone except Bill, that is, who prefers to use the old-school term “slattern.” Oh, Bill.

Waiting sucks, but at least you can have some fun with Wetpaint’s True Blood quote quiz. Crack open a bottle of O-Neg try to remember who said these quotes from season 2!