We officially have our first footage of Season 6 of True Blood! And it promises a helluva season. Since we’ve watched it, like, 47 times now, here’s a shot-by-shot analysis of what exactly we’re looking at!
Sookie and Eric running through hallways of what looks like the Authority building.
Pam and Tara with laser sights trained on their chests in Fangtasia! (It’s not a disco light show — we can tell you that much!)
A bloodied Jessica looking horrified.
Sookie saying, “Everybody out now!” and slipping on a puddle of vampire goo.
Someone saying tremulously, “What the hell was that?”
Bilith ripping electrical circuits out of a wall, clearly not afraid of electrocution.
A woman who sounds like Nora saying, “There’s no one left to protect us now.”
Pam taking a swing at Tara, who stops her punch.
Eric seeming to be posing incognito as a Louisiana official, surrounded by SWAT guys.
Eric saying, “If the humans want war, I’ll give them war.”
Alcide ripping off his shirt with a goofy growl.
Someone saying, “A tyrant is rising. It is the beginning of the end.”
A shadowy, bearded character who looks like he could be M. Warlow.
Sookie and Jessica looking around a dark house. (Cue tension!)
Macklyn driving and laughing maniacally as Jason, in the passenger seat, keeps a gun aimed at him.
Someone punching someone else. (It looks like Alcide striking Sam!)
Lafayette cocking a shotgun in someone’s face.
Jessica asking, “Is that Bill?”
Sookie responding, “Not anymore.”
Jessica looking worried.
Bililth turning around with crazy eyes.
Someone whispering, “You’re all gonna burn.”
Bilith walking out of a burning building.
Eric and Sookie in an Authority elevator, which jolts to a stop.
Bilith screaming like a T-Rex!
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