At this point, unless you have fangs or can morph into a dog, we aren’t interested. Sorry George Clooney, check back in with us after you’ve drained a few corpses, ‘cause supes are where it’s at.
Bon Temps' hottest dudes are either vampires or werewolves, but who are sexier?
Vampires have the whole “I can do it for six hours and, oh yeah, I’m older than Jesus” thing going on, but werewolves are all about hanging out in non-ironic flannel shirts and howling at the moon.
We can’t imagine how hard it must be for Sookie to choose between Alcide and Bill/Eric — it’s almost as difficult as picking out what pair of booty shorts to wear to work.
Luckily, you can make the decision for her!