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It might be time to throw Hoyt a going away party — fanfiction style. Apparently, this lovable hillbilly is moving to Alaska, to which we say: Really, Alan Ball? Poor Bubba has had the worst year ever — including traitor brosefs, a cheating girlfriend, mesh tank tops, and flesh-eating pigs — and what does he get? A one-way ticket off the True Blood lot.

We can't be sure whether Hoyt's plan to go to Alaska and drill for oil will come to fruition, but he said his goodbyes to Jessica and Jason, and it doesn't seem like there's anything holding him back. The only hope? That Jess and her cheeto-head will finally realize Hoyt is the best boyfriend ever.

The fact that Baby Vamp fantasized about her first kiss with Hoyt is definitely promising, but now that she's hanging with Big Willy and his Authority amigos, we have a feeling she won't be wandering around Sarah Palin Land anytime soon.

Do you think Alan Ball will find a reason for Hoyt to stay in Bon Temps, or did our favorite southern gent leave True Blood for good?