Credit: HBO Photo: Jason and Jessica Fall for Each Other!

Jessica Hamby is one of the prettiest supernatural bloodsuckers in Bon Temps, but let’s get real: Girl could do with a makeover.

Jess is good at a lot of things (blood-sucking ... fangbanging ... wearing flannel), but she definitely needs help filling out her walk-in-closet!

First, we suggest that Jess nix the collection of girly sundresses. Second? Buy jeans that don’t remind us of Rachel Green circa Friends.

And third? Understand that giant flannel shirts over tank tops do not qualify as daywear (er, nightwear).

We know Jess is trying to get in touch with her sexy Little Red Riding Hood-turned-village-whore side, so we’ve pick out an outfit that combines her preference for milk maid dresses with some fabulous designer pieces.

Shoes: Jessica needs to take a leaf out of Pam’s book of slutty and pump up the volume with some fabulous platforms. Since her daddy (Queen Bill) has money to spend, we put her in a pair of spiked Louboutins!

Pants: Two words: skinny jeans. Not to be confused with Mom Jeans (‘80s) and Flared Jeans (‘90s). We picked a pair of red Rag & Bone pants that will match her hair (and her heels!).

Top: We chose a summery Alice + Olivia top that reminds us of Jessica’s patterned sun dresses, and — bonus! — it doubles as a skimpy dress for late-nights at Fangtasia.

Bag: Check out this fun pink-and-red Marc By Mac Jacobs bag! We’re all about matching Jessica’s accessories to her hair. Plus, it’s big enough to fit a decapitated human head, so ....

Nightwear/Lingerie: We can’t forget that Jessica’s just a teen in human years, so we chose a sweet flowery bra to keep her lookin’ fresh and young!

Accessories: Obviously, girlfriend needs a classic pair of RayBan Wayfarers. Need we remind you? THE SUNNNNNN!

Jessica's Makeover

Rag & bone skinny fit jeans
$165 - stylebop.com

Cotton bra
$12 - tillys.com

Christian louboutin pumps
$1,295 - footcandyshoes.com


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