What Happened to Jesus's Body on True Blood?

Unsolved mystery alert! When last we saw Jesus in True Blood's season 4 finale, he was sitting in Lafayette's chair dead as a doornail. 

But of course, this is True Blood, so "dead" is never really dead. But in the season 5 premiere, we were as shocked as Lala to see Jesus's body had disappeared from his house. 

So where is the hunky male nurse? Did some vampire happen by and turn him, like Tara? Or did one of his brujo relatives sense Jesus's death and transport him out of there via magic?

Or perhaps this is True Blood's opportunity to bring zombies into the supernatural mix!

Tell us what you think went down!