Hold on to your cowboy boots, Truebies. There's a new (old) sheriff in town! Allow us to introduce you to Bud Haterade Dearborn, retired police officer, cancer survivor, and leader of Bon Temps' anti-supernatural terrorist clan.
That's right. Bud is — er, was (RIP) — a full-fledged supe killer. But, as they say, behind every successful man is a woman.
Enter: Sweetie Des Arts.
We don't know much about this fire-breathing sociopath (aside from her penchant for traditional Chinese garb, obviously), but we have a pretty good idea about the source of her rage. Thanks to Sookie's magical freak-show powers, we know that Sweetie's husband left her for a shifter with a racoon fetish. Talk about a self-esteem killer!
So naturally, Sweetie has dedicated her life to murdering all supernatural beings in the name of patriotism. America, f—k yeah!
Although Luna beat her to a bloody pulp, something tells us we haven't seen the last of Miss Sweetie.
Lindsay Dreyer is an editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow her on Twitter @LindsayNYC.