Who's Better In Bed: Eric or Bill?

When True Blood’s fourth season started, we were looking forward to sex scenes that made Tru: A XXX Parody look soft-core. But as the season progressed with less than the usual amount of T&A, we started to panic. Had True Blood gone rated-R on us?

Then everything changed: Sookie and Eric finally fang banged, and it was beyond our dirtiest fantasies. Eric’s basically Sookie’s own, personal porn star — but do his multi-episode-arching sex skills best King Bill’s?

Don’t forget, Bill is the vamp who twisted Lorena’s neck full-circle during the deed, strangled Sookie whilst screaming during their make-up fang bang, and emerged from the dirt like some sex-monster to pounce Sook in the graveyard. He’s got moves.