True Blood's Eric Northman and The Vampire Diaries' Damon Salvatore have a lot in common. They're both bloody hot, look great in leather jackets, hAve had their fair share of ladies, but love girls once off-limits to them.
And they both can bring the snark.
Like when Eric said of Arlene's kids, "Oh come on Pam, they’re funny. They’re like humans but miniature … teacup humans."
There's that time Damon told his brother, Stefan, "Can we not do the whole road trip bonding thing? The cliche of it all makes me itch."
How about when Eric so arrogantly declared, "Wherever I am, there will always be women."
Or when Damon said, ""I've been dead before. I got over it."
We could go on and on ... and on. They've each had their fair share of memorably sarcastic one-liners.
But who's the snarkiest of them all?