Oh, Russell Edgington! Come out, come out, where ever you are!
Unfortunately, locating the world's most dangerous vampire terrorist isn't so easy. The dude is 3,000 years old, not to mention certifiably insane, which pretty much makes him the supernatural version of Osama Bin Laden.
Bill and Eric have been on the hunt for a few days now, and all they've managed to find is a marijuana joint and a drunk fairy. Nice going, guys.
These two better up their game — and fast! — because their iStakes are set to activate at dawn.
Will Bill and Eric find Russell Edgington, or does someone need to call President Obama?
Lindsay Dreyer is an editor at Wetpaint Entertainment. Follow her on Twitter @LindsayNYC.