Remember back in the day when Hoyt would let Jessica snack on him as they fang banged the night away? This country bumpkin was completely devoted to his leading lady— he even sacrificed his relationship with Mrs. Fortenberry to live with her!
And how did Jess repay Hoyt's affections? By breaking his podunk heart and sleeping with his best friend.
You'd think Hoyt would drown his miseries in PBRs and forget about Jess, but it's clear that he's still head over heels for his baby vamp. Seriously, we've never seen someone look so sad while doing construction work.
Will Hoyt be able to convince Jessica to give their relationship another try when True Blood returns for its fifth season, or does he have zero chance of winning her vampy heart?
After all, now that Jessica has sexperienced Jason Stacke(d)house, there might be no going back ....