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Russell and his alter ego, Spontaneously Russian Russell, have been trolling the earth since before our homeboy Jesus was born. Sounds great and all, but the bummer? He's never seen daylight!

As we know, vampires are unable to face "the suuuuuuuuuuuuun" unless they've sucked glow-in-the-dark bodily fluids out of a faerie. Unfortunately, Russell had a brief taste of Sookie's blood, and now he wants to drain Bon Temps' Faerie Tribe of their tutu-infused juices.

Russell had no problem taking down that Ke$ha-loving Faerie Elder, and her "light" gave him so much power that he could see clear through to Faerie Funky Town! Now Sookie and her poorly-dressed family are going to have to supercharge their E.T. fingers, and we're not sure they'll be able to take down their vampy enemy.

Russell seems to have morphed into some kind of hybrid super-creature who has the blood-thirsty appetite of a vamp and the sixth-sense of a fairy. Clearly he absorbed some of the elder's power, which might make it difficult for the faeries to defeat him.

Either way, it's on like Donkey Kong. Also, here's to hoping Sookie's pink shrug gets blasted off her shoulders and burned to smithereens. Someone save this girl from herself!

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