Will Sookie Steal Sam Away From Luna?

Remember back in the day when Sam "Puppy Love" Merlotte was hot-to-trot for Sookie Stackhouse?

Sadly, she was too busy sexing up vampires in graveyards to pay much attention to him, but now this girl is single and ready to mingle rebound.

For some inexplicable reason, Sookie simultaneously broke up with Eric and Bill — the two hottest Southern vamps since Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt — which means she'll be looking for a studly shoulder to cry on when True Blood returns for season 5.

Most Truebies think Sookie should go on the rebound with Alcide, but what about Sam? Sure, he's dating Luna, but Sam has been in love with Sookie for years.

Will the Sookster slip into her shortest short shorts and steal Sam away from his gal pal?

We have no doubt that Sam would willingly cheat on Luna (after all, this is the dude who fed his parents to alligators), so the real question is whether or not Sookie is attracted to men with middle-parted hair and emotional baggage (answer: duh).