full size The Authority, Bill, Eric, Russell, and Wolf Emma in Season 5, Episode 10: "Gone, Gone, Gone"
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Well, this is awkward. We appear to be in the midst of a human vs. vampire war, and we just don't know whose side to take. While we'd love to unite with our human sista-friends, years of writing fan fiction has led us to believe that we're half-vampire — waiting for our fangs to grow any day now — so color us conflicted.

Humans have been preparing for war since vampires came out of the coffin, and according to our dearly departed Homeland Security buddy, we've invented weapons that will take out mass numbers of vampires. Even better? We "control the day."

However, we can't forget that faerie juice gives vampires the power to walk in the sun (albeit briefly), and if The Authority can harness fairy light, humans don't stand a chance. Sigh, it's times like these that we ask ourselves WWGD? (What Would Godric Do?)

Will vampires defeat humans? Put down that bowl of gumbo and get your vote on!