Credit: John P. Johnson/HBO Photo: Hoyt & Jessica Share a Moment in Episode 4.01: "She's Not There"

We all saw the way Jessica was eyeing that hot fangbanger at Fangtasia on the Season 4 premiere. She couldn’t take her eyes off of his throbbing jugular vein. After watching hours of animal attack footage all evening, what can you expect from this girl? She’s ready to pounce.

The only problem is that Jess already has a hunky bro who’s more than willing to drain out his juice for her. So, is it cheating if she tastes another man’s fluids? (We’re talking blood, here, people!)

Jessica would argue that drinking Hoyt for the rest of her life is equivalent to him only ever downing PBR. Girlfriend needs some variety. But you know how vamps are — they can’t chow down without getting turned on.

What do you think, Truebies?