Credit: John P. Johnson/HBO Photo: Jason & Hoyt Talk Jessica in Episode 4.09, "Let's Get Out of Here"

There are many ways to ruin a perfectly good bromance, but hooking up with your best friend’s gal in the back of a pickup truck has to be at the top of the list. Uncool, Jason.

Yeah, yeah, Jason’s addicted to Jessica’s blood and he can’t resist her pale skin and fiery red hair, but Hoyt might not be as understanding as we are. Jason’s going to have to make a decision — will he reject Baby V and her alluring fangs in favor of his brother from another mother, or will he succumb to his primal needs?