True Blood

Thanks to the power of Levi jeans, Truebies know every inch of Sam Merlotte's body — but how well do you know the man himself? Test your knowledge of Bon Temps' cuddliest creature with our quiz!

Heads up: High scores may cause a sudden urge to run through the woods naked, Merlotte style.

Remember back in the day when Sam "Puppy Love" Merlotte was hot-to-trot for Sookie Stackhouse?

Sadly, she was too busy sexing up vampires in graveyards to pay much attention to him, but now this girl is single and ready to mingle rebound.

For some inexplicable reason, Sookie simultaneously broke up with Eric and Bill — the two hottest Southern vamps since Tom Cruise and...

In the words of Snoop Dogg, oh Sookie. True Blood's small-town girl has been through the ringer, and it's time to revisit the day she realized that her best friend is a super freak. Good times!

We all know and love Sam Merlotte as Bon Temps' resident shifter, but Sookie got the shock of a lifetime when he showed up in her bathroom and morphed into a dog before her very eyes in Season 1,...

Sam and Luna are quickly becoming the cutest couple on True Blood, but we're curious: How long will these sexy shifters last?

Luna's turn-ons include horses, tent sex, Levi jeans, and skin-walking, but we're pretty sure "murder" falls right into the turn-offs category.

Poor Sam has an unfortunate track record of killing people and feeding them to alligators, and his latest victim was...