Remember when Bill was a fun-loving, linen pants-wearing hippie who had never been to the mall before? That was adorable. Sadly, time's are a-changin', and Bill's morphed into a sinister murderer who wants to eat us. Oh, and bonus? He thinks he's the adopted son of God.
Sigh, this is what happens when you spend your formative years having sex with your granddaughter.
Speaking of family ties,...