Quotes

Jason Stackhouse is more brawn than brain, but that’s why we love him.

However, during True Blood Season 5, we saw Jason get self-conscious about his body and how he was being “used” by Jessica, leading to less shirtless time and more ridiculous one-liners from our favorite blond.

Check out five of our favorite Jason quotes below, and then feel free to share your favorites in......

Even though Russell Edgington blew up in the True Blood Season 5 finale, he left behind plenty of amazing one-liners.

Whether it was praising Lilith or making ridiculous sexual comments about the blood he was drinking, Russ had an interesting way with words. And while we won’t see him in Season 6, these Top 5 quotable lines will have us talking for seasons to come!

5. Russell rolls his...

We mostly tune into True Blood for shirtless Eric Northman, but Lafayette’s sassy one liners come in at a close second.

Season 5 was full of snarky bitchisms from our favorite do-rag-wearing cook, but we are all for playing favorites. To help tide you over until Season 6’s Summer 2013 premiere — we know, it’s so far away! — we’ve rounded up five of our...

True Blood wouldn’t be complete without Pam’s zingers, and Season 5 was chock-full of them. While most of her bitchisms were centered around her least favorite faerie, Sookie Stackhouse, new vamp Tara was the victim of Pam’s wrath this season, too.

Since we have a long eight months ahead of us until Season 6’s premiere, we’ve rounded up five of Pam’s best...

True Blood is over (cue heaving sobs), but don't worry, gang: We'll always have these brilliant doozies, courtesy of our favorite vampires and their besties. Also, we'll always have the image of The Artist Formerly Known as Queen Bill emerging naked from a puddle of goo, but that's a whole 'nother ball game. Love you, Billith!

10. Pam eye-rolls: "Must all roads lead to f—cking Sookie?

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