Quotes

True Blood is almost over, so it's time to savor the flavor. We've rounded up the top 10 quotes from Season 5, Episode 11, which we suggest you enjoy while wearing a tutu and drowning in a puddle of your own tears. Sob, how are we going to make it until next summer? Thank goodness for our life-sized cardboard cutout of Eric.

10. Bill real talks with Jessica: "Do you think I’m an idiot?"

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War is coming to the fine city of Bon Temps, and while we're totally terrified of Queen Bill and his bible humping, all this talk of religion has done wonders for this week's quotes! Check out the top 10 nuggets of Truebie gold from this week's episode. Unlike Jason's scroll, you don't need light-up microwave fingers to decipher these bad boys — but you do need a bottle of O-Neg.

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Good news, gumbo lovers! Lafayette is finally out of mourning, and he's back to his beautiful, doo-ragged self. Praise Lilith! As you might expect, this week's quotes were even more off-the-hizzle than usual, so check out our top 10.
 

10. Sookie probes Lafayette about his spirit sightings: "You see anything?"

Lafayette: "Yep. One fine-ass motha f-cka with pretty new eyelashes."
 
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There were even more delicious doozies than usual this week on True Blood, so grab an O-neg and prepare for a bloody LOLercoaster ride! By the way, these quotes are even more hilarious if you imagine Bill and his long hair saying them.

10. Russell Bible thumps: "Praise Lilith, praise Jesus, praise Moses' c—k! I am born again!"

Best prayer ever.

 9. Lafayette forms a beautiful...

This week's episode of True Blood featured blazed-up vampires and references to amazing '80s movies, so as you might expect the quotes were even more whacktacular than usual. By which we mean Eric got away with saying "C U Next Tuesday."

Check out the 10 tastiest morsels from Season 5, Episode 7: "In The Beginning"!

10. Jason worries about Sookie's light: "Hey, let's just plug her in and...