True Blood

We’ve learned all kinds of life lessons from watching True Blood — for example, when you’re rescued from a circle of fire, the first thing you should check is your hair for scorched ends.

Soak up some valuable words of wisdom with 20 things we’ve learned from Sunday’s penultimate True Blood episode!

1. Red Riding Hood capes make a great sex blanket.

2. Always carry...

The True Blood finale had so many OMG doozies that we had to make the executive decision to add a f**k to the criteria and single out the five biggest OMFG moments of the season!

Confused? Ghost Rene’s return from the dead, Sookie’s blood-sucking session with Eric and Bill and Lafayette’s high ponytail all qualify as OMG moments. Tara and Jesus’ death? Straight up OMFG.

The day we’ve been dreading has finally come, and we’re about to spiral down into a pit of Truebie despair. Our only friend is a box of tissues and our only comfort is the faint memory of snow sex.

If you missed the truly epic Season 4 finale of True Blood, re-live the drama with Wetpaint Entertainment’s fang-popping recap! Find out who died, who lived to see another...

Jaws? Dropped. Minds? Blown. Eyes? Uh, not quite dry. The True Blood Season 4 finale had us gasping, yelling, and yes, tearing up. 

We're still struggling to grasp what all happened. Jesus ... dead, and as we predicted, by Lafayette/Marnie's hands. Marnie herself is finally gone, taken away by the spirits of Antonia and GRAN (!). And Nan Flanagan was deservedly taken down a notch ......

It’s the penultimate episode of True Blood season 4, and can we just say — hookahs did not disappoint. Blood? Yes. Gore? Yes. More than the usual amount of ghost vomiting? Witch, please. Check out Wetpaint Entertainment’s recap of “Soul of Fire,” but keep a box of tissues nearby. You never know when someone might up and die!